Archive for February 6th, 2012

Oh crap!!  How on earth does this stuff always end up on my desk? 

These are lovely pictures of beautiful, healthy horses.  They have a gorgeous green pasture with lots of trees for shade.  This is a perfect setting, right?  We wish that we had a place like this.  We could call it “Safe Haven Ranch”.  We will build an arena and turn-out completely out of metal posts where horses can get impaled and fence it in with flesh-tearing barbed wire.  In fact, why build a barn?  Metal impalement posts and flesh tearing barbed wire are much cheaper and could be the wave of the future because we are fast becoming more educated horse owners these days.
 

Gee, imagine how much $$$ that zoos and dog parks could save with this safe, modern method of fencing in the animals.  We think we are on to something here.  Just make the flesh ripping barbed wire and impalement posts closer together and your children will be safe in this park as well.  Think of all the money we could save, of course not counting the Doctor and Vet bills, but oh well, what is one dead horse every so often.  After all look at all the money we saved on fencing. 

Give us a break people and use some common sense.